HOW OLD DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO MASTURBATE?

If you can read this, you are old enough.  You can still masturbate and even have orgasms before you're old enough to ejaculate. However, for most males, the best-feeling orgasms are those that are accompanied by the ejaculation of a good amount of semen. In fact, some guys like to "save it up" by not masturbating for a while, so they can have an extra-good orgasm with a bigger-than-average ejaculation.

IS THERE ANYTHING PHYSICALLY WRONG WITH MASTURBATION?

Nothing at all. Years ago it was commonly believed that masturbation caused blindness, insanity, hairy palms (!), or other disorders — even though back then, like now, masturbation was extremely common. All of these terrible beliefs have been disproved through modern science, even though the rumors and old wives' tales persist. (If those stories were true, there would be an awful lot of blind, insane, hairy-palmed people running around!) Masturbation is not "sick," it is not only for gay people, it is not harmful in any way, and — of course — it's a whole lot of fun.

ARE YOU A "LOSER" IF YOU MASTURBATE?

Absolutely, positively not! You've probably heard somebody call someone else a "jerk-off" as an insult, or heard someone imply that he doesn't need to masturbate because he gets "real" sex. That's all a bunch of B.S.! Trust us — in almost every case like this, the person who's throwing around such insults actually does masturbate, feels guilty about it, and then uses his insults to make others feel guilty about masturbating. It's a horrible, vicious circle that keeps everyone feeling guilty about this wonderful thing our bodies can do. The cycle can stop only when you realize that almost everyone masturbates — even grown, married men who get all the "real" sex they want. When you can say that you masturbate and you're proud of it (even if you say it only to yourself), you realize the real losers are the people who lie to themselves and to others in order to make everyone unhappy.

CAN YOU MASTURBATE TOO MUCH?

For the first few months or years after they discover masturbation, almost all guys masturbate more often than they ever will in their lives. We  heard from a fellow who once managed to orgasm 22 times during a 24-hour period!  It's not surprising, then, that some guys worry they may be doing it too much. It is possible that time spent masturbating could be put to more productive use — but if you would have spent it just watching TV or something, don't worry about it. Just enjoy it and know that in a couple of years, you'll probably throttle back on your masturbatory habits somewhat.

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A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include: Fructose sugar, Water, Ascorbic acid ( vitamin C), Citric acid, Enzymes, Protein, Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases),  and Zinc

Can swallowing semen be a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.